starkurt:

by the way I had the most satisfying dream of a super heated argument between Kurt and Blaine where Blaine was like the sixth person to ask how he could be dating Dave after what he did junior year and Kurt just completely blew up at him because he was sick of hearing it and sick of trying to explain it and then completely lost his shit and got into how Blaine was more abusive and manipulative then Dave ever was and ever will be and he went into a whole thing about every time Blaine ever made him feel worthless and Blaine was trying to defend himself and Kurt wasn’t having any of it and Blaine ended up pushing Kurt and Kurt pushed him over and was like “get the hell out of my apartment!” and it was great

I love you too, Madeline.
And thank you, Megan!!! <3

GUESS WHO HAS A 4.0, BITCHES???

That would be me.

shamelessnews:

F*cking Gallaghers!

Courtesy of laughwiththesinners0

ourechoes LEE THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO WATCH SHAMELESS

LMAO

obsessivecompulsivereadr:

Okay.

I log on to find my dash full of Kurt Hummel in the midst of what appears to be an orgy.  

This seems new.

SAME.

starkurt:

a very important accidental cap 

starkurt:

a very important accidental cap 

vicemag:

Everyone’s Tweeting Photos of Police Brutality Thanks to the NYPD’s Failed Hashtag 
Twitter is a cool website where you can type any old thing into a box and senpecid it out into the ether for the entire internet to read. Some people use it to joke around, some people use it to be like, “HEY INJUSTICE IS HAPPENING, WHOA #GETINVOLVED” and some people use it in order to roleplay as characters from Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s a lot of fun, especially if you like heated arguments with total strangers. 
Large institutions like corporations and government agencies use Twitter too, usually pretty badly. “Hey, we’re a pizza company, send us pictures of you eating our pizza and hashtag them #pizzapics” is an example of a typical lousy tweet from one of these accounts. Generally institutions try to drum up something vague called “social engagement”—basically they want to get people tweeting good stuff about them so other people see those tweets and, I guess, come to think good thoughts about the institution who started the engagement campaign. The New York Police Department was probably thinking they could do one of those social engagement thingies when they launched the hashtag #MyNYPD with this tweet:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.
2. You are getting arrested. 
3. You are getting beaten by the police.

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vicemag:

Everyone’s Tweeting Photos of Police Brutality Thanks to the NYPD’s Failed Hashtag 

Twitter is a cool website where you can type any old thing into a box and senpecid it out into the ether for the entire internet to read. Some people use it to joke around, some people use it to be like, “HEY INJUSTICE IS HAPPENING, WHOA #GETINVOLVED” and some people use it in order to roleplay as characters from Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s a lot of fun, especially if you like heated arguments with total strangers. 

Large institutions like corporations and government agencies use Twitter too, usually pretty badly. “Hey, we’re a pizza company, send us pictures of you eating our pizza and hashtag them #pizzapics” is an example of a typical lousy tweet from one of these accounts. Generally institutions try to drum up something vague called “social engagement”—basically they want to get people tweeting good stuff about them so other people see those tweets and, I guess, come to think good thoughts about the institution who started the engagement campaign. The New York Police Department was probably thinking they could do one of those social engagement thingies when they launched the hashtag #MyNYPD with this tweet:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

Continue

“Ten Women I Have Been Warned Against Becoming:

inkskinned:

1. The Girl Who Takes Up Too Much Space, always, her shoulders too wide in stairwells, her hips too big in doorways, her voice too loud in classes. This woman does not understand the art of crumbling, of curling herself tight like the spiral of a fern, soft, delicate, unwilling to reach out the ivy of her fingers to grasp onto what should rightfully be hers. This is a beast, an elephant, a moving mountain and she is capable of flattening you, she is capable of ruining you, she is capable of making you feel as small and insignificant in her life as she is supposed to be. You are this woman’s footnote to history, you are her side note in song lyrics, you are constantly interrupted by her with a witty joke you wish you thought of. I asked what the problem was with being a steamroller instead of a sunflower and I was laughed down.

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

(via firelamplight)

You shot no one, you flew nothing.

Kurtofsky + Valentine’s Day Gifts

OKAY BUT THE FINGER BRUSH IN THE THIRD ONE. KURT DOESN’T EVEN NOTICE IT BUT DAVE’S HAND SPASMS. 

NOBODY TOUCH ME.

(via calmdownperverts)