by the way I had the most satisfying dream of a super heated argument between Kurt and Blaine where Blaine was like the sixth person to ask how he could be dating Dave after what he did junior year and Kurt just completely blew up at him because he was sick of hearing it and sick of trying to explain it and then completely lost his shit and got into how Blaine was more abusive and manipulative then Dave ever was and ever will be and he went into a whole thing about every time Blaine ever made him feel worthless and Blaine was trying to defend himself and Kurt wasn’t having any of it and Blaine ended up pushing Kurt and Kurt pushed him over and was like “get the hell out of my apartment!” and it was great
GUESS WHO HAS A 4.0, BITCHES???
That would be me.
I log on to find my dash full of Kurt Hummel in the midst of what appears to be an orgy.
This seems new.
“Ten Women I Have Been Warned Against Becoming:
1. The Girl Who Takes Up Too Much Space, always, her shoulders too wide in stairwells, her hips too big in doorways, her voice too loud in classes. This woman does not understand the art of crumbling, of curling herself tight like the spiral of a fern, soft, delicate, unwilling to reach out the ivy of her fingers to grasp onto what should rightfully be hers. This is a beast, an elephant, a moving mountain and she is capable of flattening you, she is capable of ruining you, she is capable of making you feel as small and insignificant in her life as she is supposed to be. You are this woman’s footnote to history, you are her side note in song lyrics, you are constantly interrupted by her with a witty joke you wish you thought of. I asked what the problem was with being a steamroller instead of a sunflower and I was laughed down.